The Fictional Character's Sorting Hat

It’s usually hard for me to put characters into any one Hogwarts house because I don’t like picking one straight that stands above all the rest, since I like looking at their complexities, their hypocrisies and hidden feelings (vs. superficial “performances”). 

With that in mind, this page is going to be a place for me to sort into houses (with an emphasis on cross-housing) any and all characters I am currently interested in. 

I’d be more than happy to explain my choices or hear your opinions in my askbox.


Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man) - Gryffinclaw

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Angel) - Gryffinclaw

Charles Gunn (Angel) - Gryffinpuff

Winifred Burkel (Angel) - Ravenpuff

Angel (Angel) - Slytherin

Cordelia Chase (Angel) - Gryffindor

Steve Rogers (The Avengers) - Gryffinpuff

Thor (The Avengers) - Gryffindor

Bruce Banner (The Avengers) - Ravenclaw

Natasha Romanov (The Avengers) - Slytherdor

Loki (The Avengers) - Slytherpuff

Marty McFly (Back to the Future) - Gryffindor

Buffy Summers (Buffy) - Gryffindor

Spike (Buffy) - Slytherpuff

Anya Jenkins (Buffy) - Slytherdor

Willow Rosenberg (Buffy) - Slytherclaw

Rupert Giles (Buffy) - Gryffinclaw

Riley Finn (Buffy) - Gryffindor

Dawn Summers (Buffy) - Gryffinclaw

Tara Maclay (Buffy) - Ravenpuff

Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) - Gryffinpuff

Kaylee (Firefly) - Ravenpuff

Inara (Firefly) - Slytherdor

Simon Tam (Firefly) - Gryffinclaw

Nick Andopolis (Freaks and Geeks) - Hufflepuff

Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) - Ravenclaw

Paris Geller (Gilmore Girls) - Slytherclaw

Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls) - Ravenclaw

Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls) - Gryffinpuff

Emily Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) - Slytherin

Hannah Horvath (Girls) - Slytherclaw

Rachel Berry (Glee) - Slytherdor

Blaine Anderson (Glee) - Gryffinpuff

Kurt Hummel (Glee) - Slytherpuff

Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time) - Slytherdor

Mary Margaret/Snow (Once Upon a Time) - Gryffinpuff

David/Charming (Once Upon a Time) - Gryffindor

Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation) - Slytherdor

Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation) - Slytherin

Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation) - Gryffinpuff

April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation) - Slytherin

Ben Wyatt (Parks and Recreation) - Ravenclaw

Chris Traeger (Parks and Recreation) - Gryffindor

Charlie (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) - Ravenpuff

Patrick (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) - Gryffinpuff

Aubrey Posen (Pitch Perfect) - Slytherin

Chloe Beale (Pitch Perfect) - Gryffinpuff

Jesse Swanson (Pitch Perfect) - Slytherpuff

Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) - Gryffindor

Eduardo Saverin (The Social Network) - Ravenpuff

Mark Zuckerberg (The Social Network) - Slytherclaw

Sheriff Harry Truman (Twin Peaks) - Gryffindor

Special Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) - Slytherin

Josh Lyman (The West Wing) - Slytherpuff

Leo McGarry (The West Wing) - Gryffinpuff

Sam Seaborne (The West Wing) - Gryffinclaw

CJ Cregg (The West Wing) - Ravenpuff