Jimmy: Did you buy this yourself?
John: Did I buy it?
Jimmy: Did your parents get it for ya?
John: How dare you!
John: I made this.
(Source: drake-ramoray)
“Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke.”
JIM: I don’t know what you want me to tell you. To be really honest, my wife works here. And I love it. She literally makes me work harder. She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I’m here. And between us, she’s on maternity leave right now, and I would love to leave this room and see her face. I would love it.
The Office, 8x09 – Mrs. California
Jim Halpert, married father of two and still the greatest catch on The Office.
(Source: fishnightlight)
Jimmy Kimmel: Our first guest tonight is a delightful young man, the kind any parent would be pleased to find on top of their daughter (…) Please say hello to John Krasinski.
Sometimes I post things with my friends in mind. So with that I say “This one is for Tara.”
I like his sweater.
