Andy:Pama-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you’re cute. There’s no getting around it. So, I don’t know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?
Pam Beesly:Wow… I—
Andy:Shhh. Think about it. I’ll hit you back.
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15 Things I Love Best About The Office: Andy Bernard [Pt 2 of 2]
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Things are little slow here, and there’s only so much cold calling you can do in one day. Turns out there’s no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone’s face. We’re getting pretty good at it.
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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” -Michael Scott
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